{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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