{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}
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{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
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{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
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